Should Penn and Teller do an "age of concent" episode of B.S.!?

taking the stance that age of consent laws are Bullshit! they have already done a show on teen sex why not take the same logical principals to a younger child?I believe the age of consent should be abolished but if one must exist i think the aoc for full blown sexual intercourse should be 13 the age for oral sex should be 12 and the age of consent for manual stimulation of genitalia and other groping and massaging forms of affection that arouse prurient interests should be 9. unless both peoople are under 9 in which case anything goes between partners of the same age.